In a surprising turn of events, the owners of Pine Grove Campground in northern Wisconsin have announced that they are declaring independence from the United States. Citing a desire for self-governance and to establish a “true camping utopia,” the campground will be implementing its own currency, dubbed “Camp Bucks,” accepted only for s’mores and canoe rentals.
Campground officials have stated that the new government will prioritize “nature rights” and impose a strict no-technology policy to enhance the camping experience. Guests will reportedly be required to pass a “camping skills” test before being allowed to set up their tents.
Local authorities are monitoring the situation closely, while campers have mixed reactions. Some are excited about the prospect of a free-spirited camping paradise, while others are concerned about potential shortages of firewood and ice.
Stay tuned for updates as the situation develops!
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