In a shocking turn of events, the Left-Handers Club has unveiled a bold initiative to take over the world, declaring October 13th “Left-Handed Day” a global holiday. Club president, Jane Sinclair, stated, “We’ve had enough of being overlooked. It’s time for left-handers to take the lead!”
Sources say the club is developing a new line of left-handed products, including a left-handed ruler designed to measure in reverse. They are also reportedly lobbying for a left-handed section in schools and workplaces. Critics have raised concerns about the implications of this sudden power grab, but the club remains unfazed.
Stay tuned for updates as the situation develops.
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