In a stunning revelation, Pastor Joel Osteen announced during a recent service that a team of scientists has detected a “strong presence of divine energy” emanating from Lakewood Church. According to Osteen, specialized equipment revealed “unprecedented levels of spiritual vibrations,” leading him to believe that God is now physically present in the building.
“We’ve always felt His presence here, but this is next-level,” Osteen stated. “It’s a sign that faith is not just an abstract concept, but something we can measure and experience in real time.”
The announcement has drawn mixed reactions, with some congregants declaring it a miracle, while skeptics question the credibility of the findings. In response, Osteen has invited believers to attend a special service this weekend to “experience the divine energy” for themselves.
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